Cantrip

I got a gift from a student from a place called DooRooMoo.
The bag says "This is a happy cantrip of hypnotism. If this cantrip is recited, does it become sleepy? No, it is happy, and mysterious magic cantrip that comes with palpitations."
I have not heard the word cantrip in a long time. I was not expicting to see in it Engrish in Japan.

If you don't know what a cantrip is....."Cantrip is a word of Scots origin to mean a magical spell of any kind,[1] or one which reads the same forwards and backwards.[2] It can also be a witch's trick, or a sham.[3] It is possibly derived from the Gaelic canntaireachd, a piper's mnemonic chant.[4]"
-Wikipedia

Japanese Children's Book

This a book in my library at work. It is there for all the kids to read. The Japanese talk about body parts freely. 

 Cover

Crap Friday

We were having a Christmas party for my two year class. One of the kids start chocking. The mother is a Doctor. She turns him on his back first. Our school nurse comes and turns  him over. She and the mom hardly are hitting his back. The kid is freaking out and can only get half breathes.  At this point I see one of the teachers get the VACUUM!! THE FUCK!??!?! NO! SO I get up grab the kid from him Mother throw him over my arm and hit the shit out of his back with the palm of my hand. The bread flies out of his mouth. I am becoming a pro, 3 kid I have had to do this to. Then and earthquake hit while with my grade school kids. WTF Friday?!?!?!

Here fishy fishy

Crazy fruit. I have never seen it before.

Rough morning. Missed my bus. Time to drink a beer, smoke my pipe, and read my book. Wait for the next bus.