Crap Friday

We were having a Christmas party for my two year class. One of the kids start chocking. The mother is a Doctor. She turns him on his back first. Our school nurse comes and turns  him over. She and the mom hardly are hitting his back. The kid is freaking out and can only get half breathes.  At this point I see one of the teachers get the VACUUM!! THE FUCK!??!?! NO! SO I get up grab the kid from him Mother throw him over my arm and hit the shit out of his back with the palm of my hand. The bread flies out of his mouth. I am becoming a pro, 3 kid I have had to do this to. Then and earthquake hit while with my grade school kids. WTF Friday?!?!?!